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What's the best pick up line? |
Are your parent's retarded? Because You're special. |
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I lost my number, can I borrow yours? |
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16% |
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Are your pants made out of mirrors? 'Cause i can see myself in them. |
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You must be tired from running through my mind all day. |
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Nice Shoes. Wanna Do it? |
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25% |
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Dat Phreakin' Amazing!
Joined: 31 Jul 2003 |
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Location: Sea of no cares |
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 4:45 am |
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I like creating bad pick-up lines.
"You must be tired, because been running through my mind all day! While wearing uncomfortable shoes."
"Baby, to know you, would be to love you. To see you, would be to know are beautiful. To taste you, would be to know you are sweet. To feel you, would be you are soft. So like, wanna do it?"
"Hey, I am chemistry major. Wanna know happens when you mix you and I? An explosion baby, oh..... right."
"You're butt may be big but I like that!"
"I have my own disease, wanna catch it?"
"You'll do. A man must know his limits."
"I'm pre-med, and I must say your left breast looks odd. I'll save you the trouble and money of a doctor by examining it myself."
"I really admire you, because you obviously don't care about how you look."
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Gina rocks!
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Joined: 29 Jul 2003 |
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Location: Florida |
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 5:42 am |
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I've heard quite a few:
Do you work for ups?... No, Cause I coulda sworn you were staring at my package
Are you a religious person? Cause I'll have you on your knees praying for more
How about you, me and some champagne. My place 8 pm clothing discouraged
Your father musta been a farmer, because those are some nice melons
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Pardon me, Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
Want to see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first
They call me "coffee." I grind so fine.
Hey I know they are ALL awful...but I didn't write em... ![](images/smiles/laugh.gif)
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Miss Extraordinare
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Joined: 29 Jul 2003 |
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 10:44 am |
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Ginamonster wrote: | While wearing red and black stirped tights,"What do your tights make you think of? You don't know??They remind me of Freddy Kruger"
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Was that either
a) a compliment
b) a pick up line
c) a sarcastic statement to be an ass?
d) a way to get INTO your tights?
*lost* haha
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 12:29 am |
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Horrible Pick-up lines: {that may god help us if were ever used, and smote us if ever worked...}
Girl, you look hot, ... how 'bout you reach over here and turn on dat phan.
You must be a monkey because you obviously find my banana apealing.
Your sister must be sh#&, because your #1.
Mother says that you are my type -wink ![](images/smiles/E13.gif)
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Dat Phabulous
Joined: 10 Aug 2003 |
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Location: NeverNeverLand, Canada |
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2003 3:18 pm |
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Ok, check out these:
~That shirt looks really becomming on you; if I were on you, I'd be comming too!
~Do you have a bandaid? Cuz I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
~How do you like your eggs in the morning- fertilized?
Use with caution!!!!
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