*slaps forehead*

The worst one ever:


I believe it was the great lyricist Sir Mixa-lot, who said: "I like Big butts, and I cannot Lie"

There are a lot of popular ones that haven't been metioned in this thread yet...

"I aint fred flinstone, but i can still make your bedrock"

"do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again."

"you must be from tennessee, because you're the only ten I see"

"If your left leg is thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, do you think I can visit between the holidays."

who the heck was desperate enough to come up with those?!?!

Horny College Men.

Hey hey. I'm just the messenger. I aint stupid enough to actually use those lines.

And they actually think they can attract the opposite sex by spurting off cheeseball lines? that's funny!

"Hey, baby. I aint fred flinstone, but i can still make your bedrock."

"You, Me, Bathroom, now."

Hey, its my understanding that ladies love humor

I resent this... never have I resorted to such immature behavior. If I like a girl, I simply pull her hair and then run away, and periodically throw rocks at her. I swear ............ some people.

The Dr.

Miss Kristelle said:"Horny College Men."

I've never once used one of those lines.

well then, you're not horny.

As the Chairman for the Midwest Chapter of the Assoiciation of Horny College Men, I must take offense with that statement. The AHCM preaches getting tail through means of lying about wealth, lying about size of different things, pretending you're famous, and other good wholesome ways. Not horrible pick-up lines. Lines that members can use are limited to "Hi," "Hello," "I'm horny," and "Yo, your friend is hot."

This post was brought to you by The AHCM, and The International Panty Raid League.

eep. I'm sorry.

How come women don't bust out with the pickuplines?

We don't need too; it's all in the eyes, baby.
Besides, I think pickup lines are more of a joke thang nowadays; if a guy used one now it would probably be for a laugh (but only if it doesn't work).
I'd use a pickup line for laughs.

Does anyone have a good comeback for a pickupline?

The "nice shoes" never works.

comback: "My parents really are mentally ill. My sister's even has Down Syndrom. a$5hole."

wooh.

or better yet:

comeback: "YOUR MOM!"

This is one I picked up Seinfeld. It always works

Comeback: I had sex with your wife.

HaHa, I love Seinfeld - Remember George? "Oh yeah? Well the jerk store is calling, they're running out of you"

geez, i could write a whole book on Seinfeld funny bits - now there's a veteran comic, eh? Has anyone got his cd? It's haliarious! Ok, i'll stop now.

I never know how to respod to cheezy pickuo lines. If they are from my friends, well, that's one thing but from strangers, I get all embarassed and run away. Maybe that's why I can't get a date...

If it's a cheesy but sweet one, say 'Uh, you have something between your teeth', watch him blush, and then get the heck outta there while he checks!!!

OR!!! If it's a really raunchy and insulting one, pretend to peer closely at his cheek and say 'I think there's a mosquito on your cheek' and then SLAP HIM!!!!!!

Of course, that's if you don't want to see him again.

If you do, then say something like, 'Sorry, I've heard that one before; got another one?" Or, "That's what they all say", or just throw another one back at him, and see how long you guys can go on with the pickup lines.