For all the Ladies Men out there, who need some good 'lovin, here's a good way to get y0 lady the right way.


Well not the right way, but in a way you could possibly get a slap in the face (and you might like it.)

Please add more, but beware of the backlash.

(poll made for comedy purposes only. )

[poll ends on September 1]

I like creating bad pick-up lines.
"You must be tired, because been running through my mind all day! While wearing uncomfortable shoes."
"Baby, to know you, would be to love you. To see you, would be to know are beautiful. To taste you, would be to know you are sweet. To feel you, would be you are soft. So like, wanna do it?"
"Hey, I am chemistry major. Wanna know happens when you mix you and I? An explosion baby, oh..... right."
"You're butt may be big but I like that!"
"I have my own disease, wanna catch it?"
"You'll do. A man must know his limits."
"I'm pre-med, and I must say your left breast looks odd. I'll save you the trouble and money of a doctor by examining it myself."
"I really admire you, because you obviously don't care about how you look."

I've heard quite a few:

Do you work for ups?... No, Cause I coulda sworn you were staring at my package

Are you a religious person? Cause I'll have you on your knees praying for more

How about you, me and some champagne. My place 8 pm clothing discouraged

Your father musta been a farmer, because those are some nice melons

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Pardon me, Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Want to see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

They call me "coffee." I grind so fine.

Hey I know they are ALL awful...but I didn't write em...

DAAAAM i like those! i have never heard so many good ones (even though they're ironically bad) before!

::looks for boyfriend::

These two were actually said to me in Bars...

"Hey, I saw you over there sitting and dancing around, and I thought, I'd really like to be your chair."

While wearing red and black stirped tights,"What do your tights make you think of? You don't know??They remind me of Freddy Kruger"

Was that either

a) a compliment
b) a pick up line
c) a sarcastic statement to be an ass?
d) a way to get INTO your tights?

*lost* haha

LOL! These must be lines for a man to say to a woman. I was thinking that the best pick-up line for a woman to say to a man is:

"Hi!"
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I'm not really sure, either way, it didn't get him anywhere!

Funny, that doesn't seem to work for me.

did you buy the nightmare on elstreet guy a drink?! will you buy me a drink? i'm not picking you up, i'm just a cheap bastard. =o)

"baby, I like to hit your iceberg and go down on you like the titanic".

Holy . . .thats hilarous!!

heres one that my friends were talking about:

"i'll be your burger king and you can be my dairy queen, if you do it right i'll make it your way".

Horrible Pick-up lines: {that may god help us if were ever used, and smote us if ever worked...}

Girl, you look hot, ... how 'bout you reach over here and turn on dat phan.

You must be a monkey because you obviously find my banana apealing.

Your sister must be sh#&, because your #1.

Mother says that you are my type -wink

interesting

haha i like the "Is your dad retarded? (Why?) Because you're special."
My sister and I thought that it would be so funny if some guy did that to you and it went like this: "Is your dad retarded? (Yeah? How did u know?) Um uh...nevermind."

Eddie, next time we're out, I'll buy you a drink, just for asking. And I woun't even expect "repayment"

Ok, check out these:

~That shirt looks really becomming on you; if I were on you, I'd be comming too!
~Do you have a bandaid? Cuz I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
~How do you like your eggs in the morning- fertilized?

Use with caution!!!!

"If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me."

Heard this today at the pet store...
"Feeding the lizards eh? Wanna feed my lizard?" ::SLAP!::
Damn it hurt.