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Dat Phanaholic

Joined: 03 Feb 2004
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Crimson, I'm with you on the pro-Dat stance, but don't forget that i'm not chinese, I'm white!

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She white! She is white! She no Chinee! Oh Horry Gorightry!
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She white! She is white! She no Chinee! Oh Horry Gorightry!


I feel for you, someday you will see all people as beautiful and not judge on our skin color. Or because we don't have round eyes.

I hope some day you will open up your closed mind and see what letting love in your heart can do for your knoweldge. Because only by doing this will you not only become a better person, but will you truly understand just how awesome a human being Dat is, why his earnestness can rise above his material and shine through his actions and his humility.
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I'm going to be honest here. I'm half black.

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Dat Phreakin' Amazing!

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Willzone wrote:
my favorite part of a dat phan performance is the end...

Will


again will.... speak for yourself

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I think he was.
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CoreyBrown wrote:
I think he was.


than my favourite part is when Will ends

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Dat Phanaholic

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Yeah!! You tell him Viet. It's about time I got some backup on this.
They're trying to tell me that Dat is a no talent hack, who only uses one bit (his mother routine), and that no one likes him.

Except they use worse words and make fun of ME for disagreeing.

BUt if you try to argue with them, they don't even listen to reason.

UGH. I maintain that none of them (except maybe Alex Dample) have ever even seen him perform.

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China must be halarious.
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Dat Fan in Training

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I've seen him perform on Comedy Central. I weigh 550 lbs, and rarely, if ever, get out of the house. I spend most of my time sitting in bed (well, actually lying on an incline), eating whatever my live in servant brings me, and alternating between using a big pointy stick to change the channel on the TV and scratching my back with it.

Anyway, I was watching Comedy Central when Dat came on, and my pointy stick broke. I couldn't change the channel! It was agony! I tried to sit up, but I ended up falling out of my bed, and, let me tell you, the shock of that fall knocked over the big bucket of pork rinds I had on my nightstand.

I'm on the ground, and I'm being aurally assaulted by the TV, and for the first time in about 3 years, I crawled over to the TV (which was about 15 feet away) and changed the channel.

As I see it, Dat owes me for the bucket of pig skins. Then again, I got more exersize that night then in the past 3 years combined. Maybe Dat can get me a new pointy stick instead.
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Dat Phanaholic

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Except they use worse words and make fun of ME for disagreeing.

BUt if you try to argue with them, they don't even listen to reason.


Oh, I tried to argue, but "reason" in your mind is apparently "if they don't agree with what I'm saying then I'm going to keep repeating myself until they do." I gave plenty of examples and you had nothing.

Here's you: "Besides his lousy act, his repetition, his ripping off other comedians, his winning a lame contest because "America loves him," his cultural insensitivity, and his third grade humor, you have nothing to hate him for."

Here's me: "Hi, I'm intelligence. Have we met?"
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phatfannaodanna wrote:
Yeah!! You tell him Viet. It's about time I got some backup on this.
They're trying to tell me that Dat is a no talent hack, who only uses one bit (his mother routine), and that no one likes him.

Except they use worse words and make fun of ME for disagreeing.

BUt if you try to argue with them, they don't even listen to reason.

UGH. I maintain that none of them (except maybe Alex Dample) have ever even seen him perform.


No, that's not true. I saw dat perform too! I saw his mother routine again, and again and again! and, the same joke, even if it is funny once maybe, isn't funny twice or three times, take it from me! And it wasn't really that funny once. Surprised

So, yeah.

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Gina rocks!

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Willzone wrote:

almost worst than Dat Phans "comedy"...no i take that back...nothing is worse than that....not even war.
Will


That has got to be the most disgusting phrase I have ever heard. How can you compare a comedy act (whether you like it or not) to war?

That statment is just wrong.

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Here here, Gina.

While I don't really enjoy Dat's shtick, I think Will was WAY out of line.

Isn't there a way to ban him?

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Alex Dample wrote:
Isn't there a way to ban him?

Please don't ban Will. Part of what has made this such a great community for so long has been our tolerance for others. And our bringing them to understanding. I'd hate to see that ruined.

But Will, really, public transportation was made for you, 'cause you're a jerk.
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No one said he was getting banned.

I just said the comment he made was disgusting.

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ugggggggghhhhhhh. I thought it was irritating when Graphater complained. Now there's a whole group of grumps. I'm just not going to read these posts anymore. They're so annoying.
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Dat Fan

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ugggggggghhhhhhh. I thought it was irritating when Graphater complained. Now there's a whole group of grumps. I'm just not going to read these posts anymore. They're so annoying.


Wr'll miss you and the silly Arab face. That's so silly! Because Arabs don't make those faces ever!

And Canada... is... Ehland! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But we'll always have China, zoinks. They can't take that away from us.

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Gina rocks!
Gina rocks!

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yoink78 wrote:
ugggggggghhhhhhh. I thought it was irritating when Graphater complained. Now there's a whole group of grumps. I'm just not going to read these posts anymore. They're so annoying.


We feel your pain Yoink, trust me.

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I have a worse punnishment in mind. Rather than banning him, let's subject Will to the comedy stylings of Dat Phan. He'll be puking for weeks!
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