I can't keep it a secret anymore.... I went to a party this weekend at a friend's house whose parents were away and I lost my virginity to an older girl
My friends are so jealous!
Isn't that AWESOME!?!?!

Good for you.

However, I'm not sure this is something you want to go posting all over the internet. I always considered it a private matter...

Congratulations, Stupid Idiot!
I hope you were careful!!

me too...

Ummm...that's nice.

how'd ya get so lucky stupid idiot?
are you sure you didn't pay for it?

That's a lot of information "Idiot"

I thought so too, Seamonkey.

Oh, your virginity is a very precious thing says the old wise man... so.... what position did you do it in? enhh just kidding

Charlie!

congratulations?

If he was a virgin before this then I doubt that he's mastered the
Kama Sutra yet.
It was his first jump in the pool.

Ha ha! We're not all like you Cornholio!

I hope he used protection on his "first jump in the pool"!

I'm not sure, I think it was called "the wheel-barrow" or something like that. It sort of hurt my left knee though
As for protection, she said we did'nt need any as long as we practiced the "early withdraw".

allright. That's enough sex talk guys. I don't want to start lecturing about why the "early withdrawl" system is no good, and, there are worse things than babies yu an catch from sex.

please consider this topic closed. if you wish to discuss it further, plese IM each other.

it's true, ginamonster. kids need to get serious about sexually transmitted diseases. if "stupid idiot" hadn't dropped out of school he would've learned that. i don't know this girl but he could have exposed himself to herpes, h.i.v, crabs or even hepatitis. i recently learned these things in a place called SCHOOL.
don't be a "stupid idiot".
stay in school.

Finally some common sense around here! Unwanted pregnancy is just as big a nuisance in this country and around the world.
We don't want any illegitimate Stupid Idiot Jr.s out there.

Sorry Ginamonster. It's just that you all are like friends to me and I wanted to share my good news with somebody.
But you guys have really started freaking me out!!!! I was so excited that I'd finally become a man and now you have me really feeling nervous. I sure hope I didn't get a weird disease or something . My job at the gas station sure doesn't pay enough for me to support a family.
Does anybody know anything about the morning after pill? Some kid I know says his sister used it once last summer.
Now I'm scared.

Not to sound unsympathetic, but as Ginamonster stated earlier, this conversation is closed.
If you are that concerned, please look up Planned Parenthood on the internet for a location near you.

Good luck.