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Renaissance Man
Renaissance Man

Joined: 29 Jul 2003
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Location: San Diego
Post Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 5:42 pm Reply with quote
don't you texans have remote controls? they make them extra huge now so you can also double it as a back scratcher.


NotADatPhan wrote:
I've seen him perform on Comedy Central. I weigh 550 lbs, and rarely, if ever, get out of the house. I spend most of my time sitting in bed (well, actually lying on an incline), eating whatever my live in servant brings me, and alternating between using a big pointy stick to change the channel on the TV and scratching my back with it.

Anyway, I was watching Comedy Central when Dat came on, and my pointy stick broke. I couldn't change the channel! It was agony! I tried to sit up, but I ended up falling out of my bed, and, let me tell you, the shock of that fall knocked over the big bucket of pork rinds I had on my nightstand.

I'm on the ground, and I'm being aurally assaulted by the TV, and for the first time in about 3 years, I crawled over to the TV (which was about 15 feet away) and changed the channel.

As I see it, Dat owes me for the bucket of pig skins. Then again, I got more exersize that night then in the past 3 years combined. Maybe Dat can get me a new pointy stick instead.

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Dat Phanaholic

Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Posts: 59
Location: Texas
Post Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 6:41 pm Reply with quote
I still can't get over how much Dat Phan hates his mother! That's comedy gold! He and Norman Bates should team up and do a two man show called "Psycho and the Unfunny Vietnamese Guy."
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Dat Phreakin' Amazing!

Joined: 16 Sep 2003
Posts: 1065
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Post Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 6:46 pm Reply with quote
Alex Dample wrote:
yoink78 wrote:
ugggggggghhhhhhh. I thought it was irritating when Graphater complained. Now there's a whole group of grumps. I'm just not going to read these posts anymore. They're so annoying.


Wr'll miss you and the silly Arab face. That's so silly! Because Arabs don't make those faces ever!

And Canada... is... Ehland! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But we'll always have China, zoinks. They can't take that away from us.


stop with the china, spam, and dat bashing and over usage. anymore and they also wont be able to take the boot i shove up yer ass

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Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Posts: 48
Location: New York City
Post Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 6:49 pm Reply with quote
Viet_Huy wrote:
stop with the china, spam, and dat bashing and over usage. anymore and they also wont be able to take the boot i shove up yer ass


Take it where?

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Dat Phreakin' Amazing!

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Post Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 6:50 pm Reply with quote
Fishman wrote:
I still can't get over how much Dat Phan hates his mother! That's comedy gold! He and Norman Bates should team up and do a two man show called "Psycho and the Unfunny Vietnamese Guy."

i still cant get over how much stupidity you can put into a few post


u and alex should team up.. u can be called "Jackass and the even unfunnier whiteman"

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Dat Phanaholic

Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Posts: 59
Location: Texas
Post Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 6:56 pm Reply with quote
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stop with the china, spam, and dat bashing and over usage. anymore and they also wont be able to take the boot i shove up yer ass


You're concerned about the stupidity in my posts? Try diagramming that one, professor.
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The Internet King
The Internet King

Joined: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 1832
Location: Ehland (Canada)
Post Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 7:07 pm Reply with quote
Alex Dample wrote:
yoink78 wrote:
ugggggggghhhhhhh. I thought it was irritating when Graphater complained. Now there's a whole group of grumps. I'm just not going to read these posts anymore. They're so annoying.


Wr'll miss you and the silly Arab face. That's so silly! Because Arabs don't make those faces ever!

And Canada... is... Ehland! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But we'll always have China, zoinks. They can't take that away from us.
zoinks? Mad
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Renaissance Man
Renaissance Man

Joined: 29 Jul 2003
Posts: 674
Location: San Diego
Post Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 7:18 pm Reply with quote
MeTerrRameJoke wrote:
I have a worse punnishment in mind. Rather than banning him, let's subject Will to the comedy stylings of Dat Phan. He'll be puking for weeks!


It's already to late for that bastard, he already heard Patrick Milligan at open mic.

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Dat Phanaholic

Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Posts: 59
Location: Texas
Post Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 7:20 pm Reply with quote
The way you wear your hat? The way we danced till three. The memories of all that? Oh no, they can't take that away from me.

But Dat Phan can take up precious minutes of my life with his lousy comedy specials. I wonder if the audience he had for that was lured in thinking they were seeing something else, something better. Like a Webster reunion or a horse that could do math.
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Dat Fan

Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Posts: 48
Location: New York City
Post Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 7:23 pm Reply with quote
Or a horse that could do Webster!

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Dat Fan Newbie

Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Posts: 3
Location: Florida!
Post Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:15 pm Reply with quote
Alex Dample wrote:
Wr'll miss you and the silly Arab face. That's so silly! Because Arabs don't make those faces ever!


Don't go making fun of that avatar. It's OK to dislike Dat Phan and talk smack about him on this forum, because that's what it's their for, but let's not start with the personal insults.

It's obviously a photoshopped Mr. Bean, and Mr. Bean is funny.
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Dat Fan Newbie

Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Posts: 3
Post Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:27 pm Reply with quote
Viet_Huy wrote:
u can be called "Jackass and the even unfunnier whiteman"


Hey hey can we please not play their game and keep the comments focused on Dat Phan's mom?

This is the "Favorite Joke" thread, after all, and that kills me all the time.
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Dat Fan in Training

Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Posts: 6
Post Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:53 pm Reply with quote
BRING DAT PHAN OVER HERE!

she was asking for that fan so she could chop off her own hands!

ba-dum
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Renaissance Man
Renaissance Man

Joined: 29 Jul 2003
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Location: San Diego
Post Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 9:51 pm Reply with quote
CoreyBrown wrote:
Is it to late for me to become Thai?


hey, im thai

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Dat Fan Newbie

Joined: 06 Feb 2004
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Post Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:31 pm Reply with quote
Alex Dample wrote:
Or a horse that could do Webster!


Or, perhaps - Mickey Rooney as the horse that could do Webster?

Much funnier, methinks.

Also, yay Dat Phan! Way to strike a blow vs. stereotypes.
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Dat Phantastic!

Joined: 07 Feb 2004
Posts: 252
Location: I'daho
Post Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 5:49 pm Reply with quote
Alex Dample wrote:
Or a horse that could do Webster!

Seriously "Doctor" are you mildly retarded? Because you sound like you are.

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Dat Fan

Joined: 07 Feb 2004
Posts: 15
Location: sacramento,ca
Post Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 10:16 pm Reply with quote
dat arab face is funny!
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It's just taking me a while.
Keep Moving Forward With Honor
Keep Moving Forward With Honor

Joined: 28 Jul 2003
Posts: 206
Location: West Hollywood, California
Post Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:42 pm Reply with quote
I'm working on some new material everybody. It's just taking me a while.

- Dat Phan Smile

www.datphan.com

"Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

- unknown -

P.S. I'm sorry that I'm limited on time. The forum I visit many times a week is if you click on the Batman button on the front page on www.datphan.com.
It's my picture of the day forum. Feel free to come visit me there as well.

- Dat Phan Very Happy

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Re: It's just taking me a while.
Dat Phantastic!

Joined: 07 Feb 2004
Posts: 252
Location: I'daho
Post Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:34 pm Reply with quote
datphan wrote:
I'm working on some new material everybody. It's just taking me a while.

- Dat Phan Smile

www.datphan.com

"Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

- unknown -

P.S. I'm sorry that I'm limited on time. The forum I visit many times a week is if you click on the Batman button on the front page on www.datphan.com.
It's my picture of the day forum. Feel free to come visit me there as well.

- Dat Phan Very Happy

Shocked Shocked Shocked OMG was that really HIM!?! I can't believe he really comes and posts here!!!Can't WAIT to hear the new stuff Dat!!(if that was really YOU!)

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The Wonders of Magic Shell

Joined: 02 Sep 2003
Posts: 2189
Location: Over here... NO!! HERE!
Post Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 5:19 pm Reply with quote
Yep. That ws really him. He sneaks in and out, but he's around. Very Happy

Liem, on the other hand, seems to have disappeared. : Crying or Very sad

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