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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 12:46 pm

Okey dokey. I'll take a look.

EDIT: Where is it? I can't find it.

EDIT2: I found it. LOL!

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:47 am

Mr.Spock wrote:

ralphiemay4ever wrote:

I'm sure I will be banned for this, but I just have to get this all out. How in the WORLD can somebody as unfunny and untalented as Dat Phan win a contest like Last COMIC Standing?

Why did so many of you people vote for the little riceball (not that I'm racist, I'm just referring to one of his not-so-funny jokes)? If it's because you felt sorry for him and his little sob story, almost all of the contestants have one, they just wanted to get by on TALENT and not sympathy. For example, here's just a little piece of Ralphie May's press release (http://www.prweb.com/releases/2003/8/inktomi76900.php): "Born in Chattanooga, Tenn. and growing up in Clarksville, Ark., Ralphie began gaining weight after a car accident at the age of 16 in which he broke 42 bones. Peaking at 800 pounds, he received a stomach-stapling operation in which he dropped 350 pounds from his 5-foot, 11-inch frame. Now, he needs a more drastic gastric bypass surgery to get to his target weight of about 200 pounds." Ralphie May needed SURGERY while Dat Phan simply wanted out of his STUDIO apartment in L.A. As I sit here in my 10 x 10 room in a trailer park because it's all we can afford, I wonder why people aren't thankful for the things they have. I admit that I shed a tear or two when Dat Phan said he wanted to win so he wouldn't be poor anymore, but by his silk shirts and his jewel-encrusted samurai swords, he didn't appear to be doing too shabby to me. You felt sympathy for Dat Phan, yet you didn't feel sorry for someone with Leukemia or someone with morbid obesity. If you voted for him because you seriously thought he was funny, you need to seriously rethink your sense of humor. All he does is impressions of his mother or talk about being Vietnamese, yet Ant was turned down because all he talked about was being gay. I don't know if you've been following Dat Phan's "career", but on every minor appearance, from the different times he performed on Last Comic Standing to the time he was on Funny Money, but he ALWAYS tells the EXACT same jokes. Come on people, you could at least vote for somebody who can come up with some original material every now and then. If you voted for him because you think he is going to be the next Jackie Chan, I agree that his acting skills are definitely amazing. I mean, the way he poured that cup of coffee on Good Morning, Miami... wow! I've been pouring coffee for years and have never been able to do so with such elegance and style. If you voted for him because he's such a nice guy, he did seem rather nice, but as Cory Kahaney said... "This is is Last Comic Standing.. not Last Nice Guy Standing." Oh, and if you voted for him simply because he's cute, where were you during American Idol 2?

I agree. Dat seems nice. But not at all funny. Is everybody here on drugs or something?! Why do you all think he's so hilarious?

So what if he does cliches and stereotypes? That's what most funny comics do.

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:13 am

whitemoongurl wrote:

Okey dokey. I'll take a look.

EDIT: Where is it? I can't find it.

EDIT2: I found it. LOL!

LOL! Glad you found it. Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:15 am

LOL! Yeah!

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 2:15 pm

whitemoongurl wrote:

Dat is the greatest comedian I know! Wooooo!

It may be time for your medication.

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 2:16 pm

Mr.Spock wrote:

It may be time for your medication.

I'm not going to even say anything. I don't want to regret coming to this forum so I'll just ignore that comment.

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 5:33 am

Good idea.

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:08 am

Mr.Spock wrote:

whitemoongurl wrote:

Dat is the greatest comedian I know! Wooooo!

It may be time for your medication.

I think YOU need some medication dumbass! Dat Phan is a funny guy. Who the hell do you think is funny then?! Ralphie May?!

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 8:55 pm

now, now, I have been harping on Spock for not respecting othr people's opinion. be nice, he's entitled to dislike Dat's comedy as much as you are entitled to like it.

And truth be told, I think Ralpie is pretty funny. I saw him live and laughed a lot. That's a pretty big compliment because I don't often laugh at Stand up Comedy.

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:00 pm

El Queso Grande wrote:

Dat Phan shouldn't have one. Stupid chinese.

*Disclaimer:
My opinion about the comedy of Dat Phan is on record but I am
in no way associated with this gang.

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:26 pm

some of you may actually be retarded.

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 5:20 pm

Spock and Bungholio,

You're frickin hilarious!

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 4:59 am

Mr.Spock wrote:

*Disclaimer:
My opinion about the comedy of Dat Phan is on record but I am
in no way associated with this gang.

Thanks Spock. We knew you wouldn't be. Smile

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:54 pm

Ginamonster wrote:

Spock and Bungholio,

You're frickin hilarious!

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 6:08 am

Ginamonster wrote:

Spock and Bungholio,

You're frickin hilarious!

Sounds like Star Trek meets Beavis and Butthead. Someone write the script.

Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 10:37 am

That would be pretty funny...

Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:27 pm

Judge did a Bevis & Butthead episode where they were on the new Enterprise. Butthead was the Captain and Butthead was second in command. Butthead turned and said, "Numkber One, I order you to take a Number Two."

That's all I remember, though.

Sensei Ern